February 2012
7 posts
Fourth Base = Exchange Words
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
^ why I think Rupert and I are engaged
"We're gonna stay up all night!" "FUCK YEAH!"
most-awkward-moments:
*two hours later*
Think Tumblr is addictive? Wait ‘til you’ve seen this blog!
Not even two hours
Like a Sir
How to be classy:
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Someone else had a Demon Furby too!!!
most-awkward-moments:
i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear everyday that he’ll come back
Think Tumblr is addictive? Wait ‘til you’ve seen...
January 2012
13 posts
potternyc:
bisexualnotbiromantic:
10 Years...
“Newsflash: everyone is biased. The people who try to hide that bias are the ones...”
– Tech blogger (and general partner at CrunchFund) MG Siegler writing on the success of Apple (it’s Q4 earnings were…explosive) and noting how investing so much time in one company has finally paid off for Apple-focused bloggers the world over. (via newsweek)
Me & Japanese
During Homework
What I hear:
A: What do you like to eat, Japanese or Western-style food?
B: Hmm.. I like them both the same. But I eat Japanese more. Like, I have tempura at the soba shop everyday.
A: Oh but aren't you scared that when you go abroad it won't be the same.
B. Ehh, I don't really want to go abroad.
What is actually being said:
A: Which do you eat more, Japanese or Western?
B: I eat them about the same. However, I like Japanese more. I eat tempura or soba for lunch
A: What will you eat in a foreign country?
B: I don't go to foreign countries very often. I don't want to live abroad if I don't have too.
Me: Huh... close enough.
During the test:
What I hear:
John and Tanaka work at the university. John doesn't have a car. John and Tanaka talk to someone about getting to work. John gets to work fifteen minutes late. Someone doesn't understand something...
The questions I'm given:
1. Who did John call at 8' o'clock? Who picked up?
2. Why did he call?
3. When did someone pick up the phone?
4. Why didn't Tanaka understand John?
Me: WTF....
What is actually said:
John and Tanaka work at the embassy. John's car won't start this morning so he called Tanaka at the embassy. It was eight o'clock. No one answered. So John called again at eight fifteen. Tanaka answered, but he couldn't understand John because the phone was broken.
*LESSON LEARNED*
Me Trying to do Work while on Tumblr.
Me: I should do my homewor- BHAHAHA look at this meme.
2 hours later...
Me: I really should start my homework...but I'm so distracted... Okay I'll just close this tab to tumblr.
*Closes tab. Automatically clicks on Tumblr link to open new tab.*
Me: Sh*t. Oh well, might as well feel better about my life.
*scrolls through tumblr*
2 hours later...
Me: I should really just start something. I have a whole paper due tomorrow.
*opens tab to do research in*
5 minutes later...
Me: Okay, I'll just take a break and come back and read this page.
*Clicks on tumblr tab.*
2 hours later. Looks at clock.
Me: Crap its already 11. I'll just wake up and do it all tomorrow morning.
Exactly how I feel about Rupert
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much? they're never gonna love you back.
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
Tests →
Getting a 100%
Getting a 90%
Getting an 80%
Getting a 70%
Getting a 60%
Getting a 50% or lower
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
December 2011
18 posts
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
addictedtocockles:
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
That awesome moment when food can cure EVERYTHING. →
totally-relatable:
Reblog if 2011 was a rough year for you too
November 2011
12 posts
the goggles, they do everything: okay wait wait →
itswallie:
itswallie:
missmelon12 replied to your post: wait you can look up specific stories on FF.net? wtf i’ve never been able to do that
Go to search. There’s a little thing at the top, you hover over it.
But honestly -
So the search button only lets me look up…
yeah so in the search in engine you could type “Love” and select by title, and then look within...
me: oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
mum: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
Shadow art →
chyldea:
10knotes:
Submitted by delta9-11
Mind = blown
Watchi-am-finally-famous:
Look At Me Now (Paint Edition)
this.
Watchneil-gaiman:
The clip we showed on Craig Ferguson. This is copyright and TM FOX and its related companies, and I’m just posting it here to remind people that the episode goes out in two weeks on November 20th.
(The script called for a bad American accent. I’m still not sure I hit the Dick Van Dyke doing Cockney levels that were called for.)
brain-food:
Nas ft. Lauryn Hill - If I Ruled The...